Sherlock sees through everything!: Imagine Sherlock as a father pt. 2

cumberqueen:

Part 1 here.

“No, Sherlock - you can’t just let him cry to see how long it takes until he stops!” 

“SHERLOCK! When it says “10-20 lbs” on the nappies, it refers to the baby’s weight, not the nappy’s potential capacity!”

“Father… I think I broke the skull on the mantlep-“

“John? You remember that time Hamish was just a toddler and crawled into a grocery bag? You took a picture of it. Well, I might have shown him the picture and told him that while other kids are born in the hospital, we bought him at Tesco.”

“Father. You said I could be whatever I want. Well, I want to be an astronomer. I want to know everything there is about the stars, planets and the solar system.”

(via epistolaryconnotations)

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